@redthe1: My niece guessed the capital of Montana is Hannah, and I had to give it to her because as far as I know that's correct
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@daemonic3: "Dad, what caused the Great Fire of London?" [googles but can't get wifi] Well son, that's when Bach dropped the most fire mixtape of 1666
@hipstermermaid: "My desires are... unconventional." "Show me." *opens door to a room full of memes*
@MyPolishFace: Me: guess what I shaved! Him: your armpits? Me: no Him: your mustache? Me: no Him: your nec- Me: I don't wanna play this game anymore
@WilliamRodgers: How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act? A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked? A: Yes HIRED!