@redthe1: My niece guessed the capital of Montana is Hannah, and I had to give it to her because as far as I know that's correct
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@3sunzzz: Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!
@Storminika: During labour, nurse came up to me & said, 'How about Epidural Anesthesia?' I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
@djdarrellripley: Her: Oh, a handsome man like you must be used to compliments. Me: Yes, but do go on...