@CMFC99: My noisy upstairs neighbour reminds me of that person I killed next week.
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@noog: The biggest threat to mankind is aliens somehow receiving transmissions of Xbox Live conversations and deciding to just blow up the planet.
@scot4bz: I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and still haven't pooped it out. I'm getting really concerned.
@daemonic3: "Choose password" > 123bob "Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters" > gameofthrones "OK"
@Elizasoul80: [my husband turning onto our street] "know what I think?" husband: you don't have to say it everytime. "we've been down this road before"