@anagramps: "My nose is going to grow now" said Pinocchio, rending a paradoxical black hole in the fabric of space-time.
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@LMLMadness: Show her how romantic you are by sprinkling body parts in a trail leading to the bed.
@UnFitz: I wonder if tarantulas are nostalgic for the 70s, when excessive body hair was still cool?
@rdthought: Girlfriend: Stop lying around on the couch all day. Me: But you said we needed to start conserving energy.
@LackOfShame: If you like buying other people food and bribing them to eat it, then having kids might be for you.