@kelkulus: My office got a shredder, so now I have to buy a turtle costume to fight it on Monday. Work is hard.
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@thejamietighe: Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close.
@courtneyno: The light above my desk is going out. I feel like I've been at a really boring rave for the last 7 hours.
@ashmensch: Good neighbors never bother you. Great neighbors don't call the cops when you pass out naked on their lawn.