@kelkulus: My office got a shredder, so now I have to buy a turtle costume to fight it on Monday. Work is hard.
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@seandunn76: Well it's now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred? Hey, is that guy dead?
@bornmiserable: Guys who say there's a party in their pants are probably referring to search parties.
@OneFunnyMummy: I don't know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.