@kelkulus: My office got a shredder, so now I have to buy a turtle costume to fight it on Monday. Work is hard.
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@JermHimselfish: Dance like nobody's watching. Paint like your girlfriend doesn't text you too much. Sing like you didn't struggle with algebra in 9th grade.
@Elizasoul80: I don't blame sharks. If someone walked into my house and started splashing around in my bath, I'd bite their leg off too.
@buhsbaby_baby: Do you guys ever put sheets over your dogs so they look like little dog ghosts? Me neither.