@amishschool: My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism.
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@envydatropic: I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me
@wettbutt: heres law school: "sustained" is basically "settle down beavis." "overruled" also means "settle down beavis," but to the other guy instead
@Tuna_Lover: I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new one's.