@amishschool: My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism.
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@wittwitbarista: I just saw a woman push 5 little kids in a shopping cart out of Walmart. I didn't realize that you could get them in bulk now.
@mess_of_petals: [My relationship with TV] There's nothing on. *watches nothing for the next six hours.