@Beerhaze: My oldest is 14 today. Daddy's baby is growing up. Soon she'll start looking for boyfriends and find them all dead under the floor boards.
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@GrowlyGrego: Here, have my marionette set. "Cool. How much for it?" Just take it "For free? What's the catch?" No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
@Diversion50: "Get Well Soon" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply.
@DevilryFun: Just once I want to wake up to something exciting. *Wakes up next to spider crawling on pillow.