@_shellzbellzzz_: My oldest played with BPA free toys that I sterilized constantly. My youngest is playing with a metal coat hanger and a AA battery.
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@RandomAntics: Maybe being fat isn't bad, it just sounds awful because we say 'morbidly obese'. Let's switch it to 'cheerfully obese' and see what happens.
@blairgarner: To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?
@TheBoydP: If you don’t believe in evolution how do you explain such striking similarities between the doughnut and the bagel?