@_shellzbellzzz_: My oldest played with BPA free toys that I sterilized constantly. My youngest is playing with a metal coat hanger and a AA battery.
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@wescraw: The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life.
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