@Dutch_50: My One A Day multivitamins actually have directions on the bottle - "Take one multivitamin daily." Hmmm
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@The_MartiniGirl: The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise.
@Staggfilms: DOMINO’S PIZZA TRACKER UPDATES: - At 5:30pm, Ronny left our store with your pizza and $350 in stolen cash - At 5:42pm, Ronny was last seen heading eastbound of HWY 94, high AF on meth - At 6:02pm, Ronny got naked and ate your pizza while exchanging gunfire with police. Sorry
@matt___nelson: "If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-" SHE ONCE COMMENTED 'FIRST' ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO *ring bearer vomits*