@hippocroteez: I had three girlfriends once and that was the worst recess ever.

@TravLeBlanc: A long time ago, I learned the importance of just being myself. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would just be myself.

@stephenjmolloy: [Job interview] "You list communication as a strength" Yes "Care to elaborate?" No

@KimMonte10: Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore? There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

@markhoppus: Watching Riverdale with my son has afforded us important discussions like not to lie to the police when your twin brother dies mysteriously.