@djdarrellripley: My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo.
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@funnol: sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures
@nimble__nick: *At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven. I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate.
@living_marble: Technically, it's only cannibalism if you eat the top half of the mermaid, your honour.
@ehdannyboy: FACT: Uma Thurman is the only person to ever have been named by someone with a mouthful of food.