@djdarrellripley: My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo.
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@courtneyno: The light above my desk is going out. I feel like I've been at a really boring rave for the last 7 hours.
@Mr_Kapowski: *scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* "Wait just one damn minute" - How horchata was born
@Try2StopME: Friend: "Dude, me & my girlfriend are getting married." ME: "Wow! when?" Friend: "Me on 27th April and she on 14th June."