@MoistPork: My only fitness goal is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without help.
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@10InchesPlus: The hoodie & shorts combo outfit, because you almost understand how body heat works.
@cervixsmash: I like my women with curves. Lots and lots of curves. In a sort of spiral shape, maybe with ketchup. Curly fries. I like curly fries
@lovemydogduck: Some of my co-workers want to go hang out tonight. Trying to figure how to fake my death and still make it into work tomorrow.
@Brentweets: If you can't handle me at my worst that makes sense and I'm sorry for setting your house on fire.