@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I think it's fun how Hollywood gets to make as many Superman movies as they want until they get it right.
@RickAaron: "I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon".
@JPHaddadio: When my neighbor's bed starts rhythmically hitting the wall, I like to drum back. Last night, we had a real jam session going.
@Branka_R: My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting...