@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.
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@KatieBurnett: The worst thing about kissing the person who loves you the most is when you bang your teeth off the mirror
@Khanoisseur: Preferred way to connect with me (ranked most to least): 1. Text 2. Twitter DM 3. Email 4. Phone 5. Climb through my window 6. LinkedIn
@3sunzzz: *4yo son, crying* I'm sorry! How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace? *sigh* Parenting is hard.