@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.
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@jilleb163: I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit "shuffle" in a car with a 12-year-old in it.
@Laser_Cat: *two turtles strapping themselves to a sleeping cheetah* Just you wait, Carl! This is gonna be awesome!
@johngcaldwell4: I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel.....