@LurkAtHomeMom: My organization style can be best described as "just don't look in that room."
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@007Pepe_Rex: When you're in the voting booth this fall, remember that Abe Lincoln didn't slay all those vampires so that Trump could become President.
@CM2BTTHD: Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side.
@amydillon: I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath.