@LurkAtHomeMom: My organization style can be best described as "just don't look in that room."
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@Jake_Vig: THEM: Hey-- ME: Ring ring. I gotta take this. THEM: I just watched you say "ring ring." ME: Ring ring. Yeah, this is really important.
@CharmandBrains: I call bullshit on red wine reducing fat. If there was any truth to that, I'd resemble a crack addict.
@RexHuppke: Just once I want to see a new parent post a baby photo on Facebook with the words: "Still not sure if we like it, tbh."
@BillDixonish: If the new Instagram logo makes you upset, wait until you hear about child soldiers in central Africa.