@caseytduncan: My parallel parking skills are unparalleled.
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@ddsmidt: X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup...
@MavenofHonor: So many friends have kids now it's tough to meet for coffee, let alone carry out the greatest casino heist the world has ever known
@PetrickSara: My husband watched me clean the entire house today, and then asked me if I had a relaxing day. I get why the spouse is the first suspect.