@caseytduncan: My parallel parking skills are unparalleled.
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@dave_cactus: HUMPTY DUMPTY: Quick, put me back together! TOTO: There's nothing that 100 men or more could ever do. HUMPTY DUMPTY: …maybe call the horses?
@VaguelyFunnyDan: I'm just sick of the mixed signals, babe. One second you're changing your phone number and the next you're filing a restraining order.
@Los01001111: I'm pretty sure God and Satan are both women, because who else would hold a grudge for that long?