@FunnyIsFamily: My parenting style can best be described as "Go help your sister."
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@SteveStockmanTX: The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.
@Nickadoo: Get a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, "I don't know. I don't speak Chinese." Wait for people to ask what your tattoo means.
@alextranquada: A black shape emerges from your attic; all you can see are claws. You’ve made $4000 in 30 minutes working from home, but at what cost?