@McCPeggy: My parents always taught me to pursue my dreams. That's why I take so many naps.
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@matt___nelson: *pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*
@BrandonVine: Felt like my car was going to blow over from this wind today. I feel bad for the smart cars that are probably stuck in trees.
@AsgardianRose: "This is mine", he growled passionately into her ear. "Are we clear?" Breathlessly, she agreed. She wouldn't try to eat his nachos again.