@McCPeggy: My parents always taught me to pursue my dreams. That's why I take so many naps.
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@ddsmidt: Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them.
@seanscrap: Hello, Atheist Ghostbusters? Yes? I have a ghost in my bathroom. No, you don’t. Oh, right. Thanks so much! That’s why we’re here.
@VerbsRProudest: Taking a nap now. If you're tempted to wake me, please remember Jurassic Park. Just because we can do it, doesn't always mean we should.