@undeadmolly: My parents are always pestering me to have kids. "Who will carry on the ancient family curse?" they say.
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@Sickayduh: [First date] Her: I'm really glad you asked me out yesterday in the park Me: *looking under table* you didn't bring your dog?
@envydatropic: I'm at the age where "pop, lock, and drop" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves
@KevinFarzad: Marry someone shorter than you so you can hide all the good snacks on the top shelf.