@undeadmolly: My parents are always pestering me to have kids. "Who will carry on the ancient family curse?" they say.
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@jwoodham: People are always impressed to hear that I graduated from Harvard at 16, but you can do anything you set your mind to if you just lie.
@GrantTanaka: this idiot cop is still behind me w/ his siren on, I keep moving out of the way & waving & yelling "GO AROUND," man is he stupid