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@girlontapas: My parents are divorced. I feel fat and all the other girls my age have boyfriends.

Him: Being a teenager is tough.

Me: *sigh* I'm 40.

My parents are divorced. I feel fat and all the other girls my age have boyfriends.

Him: Being a teenager is tough. 

Me: *sigh* I’m 40.

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