@PaperWash: if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito
@dksc4life: [restaurant]
ME: I think I’ll have the soup
HER: What soup?
ME: Not much, just ordering soup
@pleatedjeans: [school teacher job interview]
Can I ask you some questions?
I don't know CAN you?
haha impressive [stands] welcome aboard!
@treydayway: The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead.
@ch000ch: call 2 psychiatrists and tell them ur gonna put them on the phone with a guy who thinks he's a psychiatrist. now put them in the same call.
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