@Underchilde: My parents are in town and said they’d be at my house in ten minutes, and I’m wondering if that’s enough time to build a moat.
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@markleggett: What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex.
@cuntrystronggal: I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time.
@joeljeffrey: Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert