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@blopt: My parents are middle aged.
"Mine are to-"
[parents burst through bedroom door on horses]
"CHILD! DOST THOU DESIRE NOURISHMENT?"

My parents are middle aged.
“Mine are to-”
[parents burst through bedroom door on horses]
“CHILD! DOST THOU DESIRE NOURISHMENT?”

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