@realHamOnWry: My parents both wear hearing-aids. And I think that's why they're still married...they never turn them on.
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@simoncholland: Sorry I'm late, I was waiving my hands at a paper towel dispenser that turned out to not be automatic.
@ChaseMit: Obama says he supports gay marriage because his views have "evolved." Republicans unsure which half of the sentence to get more angry about.