@realHamOnWry: My parents both wear hearing-aids. And I think that's why they're still married...they never turn them on.
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@HavocMantis: I'm a fi-sci writer. "You mean sci-fi?" No, fi-sci. Fictional Science. Made-up scholarly articles on monsters, magic, and the like.