@jordan_stratton: My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"
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@vincevangone: I am "knows everything about Aardvarks because Mom bought an encyclopedia," years old.
@Sir_Strange: I almost died today, so naturally my first impulse was to pull my phone out and tweet about it.
@skele_tim: CAT VAMPIRE: let me in! ME: ok CAT VAMPIRE: you fool! now I will suck your bl- ME: *closes door* CAT VAMPIRE: ... CAT VAMPIRE: let me out