@joeldanger: My parents told me as a kid that R&B stood for ribbons and bows so when I heard Barry White in their bedroom I left them alone to do crafts.
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@Gooooats: Avenge me! But only through passive aggressively commenting loudly around my murderer how great it would be to still have me alive.
@thepunningman: Guard: Sorry, no dogs Man: But it's a guide dog Guard: Oh, ok Guide Dog: And if you look to your left you'll notice an insensitive jerk