@KKAlThani: My personal trainer told me to listen to my body at the gym so I punched him in the face and went to get some ice cream.
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@grievre: 20 yr old me: dude holy shit you have to try ecstasy 30 yr old me: dude holy shit you have to try using properly sharpened kitchen knives
@QwertyJones3: Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face.
@bouncerface: Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco.