@KKAlThani: My personal trainer told me to stop eating pizzas but if I'm craving it I should just eat one slice. So now I ask them not to cut the pizza.
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@T_Bonezzz: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier