@modernquixote: My pet rock likes to dent people's heads. I don't blame him
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@OnlyFastEddie: I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls.
@AngelaEhh: If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub, i'm just wondering if you're going to eat all those nachos?
@TheBoydP: Top Four Signs of Job Security: 4. Promotions and raises 3. Specialized skills 2. Top producer 1. Compromising photos of the boss