@5hael: My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark
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@ibid78: Say no to drugs. Say yes to the dress. Say anything to John Cusack. Say you say me to Lionel Richie. Say say say to Paul McCartney.
@joe_binkley: "I heard that taking your shirt off can make you appear more aggressive and self-confident." "Ok, but we already said you got the job."
@just1fool: Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk.