@5hael: My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark
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@SteveSuckington: National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product.
@lecalabara: Caught my son running a Google search for "adult entertainment". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family.
@brookeisgolden: Based on my experience with trying to find the restroom at Kohl's, I would die first in the Hunger Games.
@WGladstone: My 6 yr old asked me if "satire" is like a "flat tire." I told him no. People know how to handle a flat tire.