@5hael: My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark
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@FatBottomGirl1: Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds.
@jjhartinger: I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, "I'm going to eat that."
@mugkip: i've always struggled spelling out "blood" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like "bbool"