@5hael: My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark
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@GensPlace: Spiders have it about right. If he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains..
@Cpin42: Realizing his terrible mistake, Judas bitterly hurled his half-eaten Klondike bar into the sea.
@glu_ben: I've limited my friends to 3 people that know how to split a dinner bill w/o causing a fiasco and life has been awesome since.