@rockingtheshow: My phone battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie.
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@BigBang6000: Still complaining about the guy with a million followers taking credit for your tweets? Never had a boss have you?
@LeahPeah4: From now on non fiction and fiction books shall be referred to as Fo Reals and Not Fo Reals. Pls pass along,
@NicCageMatch: I accidentally killed another cactus & now one of my plants is trying to grow towards the phone to call 911.