@RowdyBerger: My phone can hold 5000 songs or 1 voicemail from my mom
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@Parkerlawyer: I just passed a beer truck on the highway. "Wait a minute. I'm named after beer?!!?" -My 6 yr old son, Miller
@mugkip: i've always struggled spelling out "blood" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like "bbool"
@Reverend_Scott: Son, it's ur 18th birthday, so I got u a brand new car... "OMG DAD. WOW-" ...dboard box. "But-" Pack up, ur moving out birthday boy.