@jamespianka: My phone dies, freeing me from my prison. I look up at the world. Deer live in my house.
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@jwoodham: MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!
@Truculent67: Dear people who manually retweet, I hope the next time you're about to get laid someone steps in and does it for you
@TylerLinkin: A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens.