@HallpassCanada: My phone dies quicker than the black guy in a horror movie.
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@shesananteater: Cathy on FB is "feeling annoyed" and is asking why people even own cell phones if they're not gonna answer. Can I tell her? Pleeease.
@ArfMeasures: ME *enters new password* COMPUTER: Ok M: Aren't u going tell me it's too weak? C: I've seen your life & more criticism just seems unkind