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@ddsmidt: My phone encourages me to get exercise, monitors my heart rate and tells me when to go to bed.

I think it’s one of the most nurturing relationships I’ve ever had.

My phone encourages me to get exercise, monitors my heart rate and tells me when to go to bed. 

I think it’s one of the most nurturing relationships I’ve ever had.

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