@RichBeingRich: My phone just autocorrected "Haha" to "Jaja" so I guess I'm Mexican now.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Jenny4ashley: A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies.
@LoveNLunchmeat: You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body.
@DvuslyMarvelous: [At Mexican Restaurant] Me:asks for food to be spicy hot Waitress: how hot? Me: Waitress:my people hot or your people hot
@LMLMadness: Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true.