@shesananteater: My phone just changed, 'calendar' to 'cake radar' and now I really wish I had that.
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@schmittsteve: - Dracula darling, you have something stuck in your teeth. - Vhere, here? - No... - Here? - No, just go look in- - GO LOOK IN WHAT, SARAH?
@jakob_huber: The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal.
@donewithalll: Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings. #Friyay