@irememberfallin: My phone number is one digit off from a local restaurant's. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll take reservations.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@dru0887: If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it's because they've just killed someone right?
@david8hughes: There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going.
@david8hughes: [dentist giving me a filling] Me: guh uh hag a hogreg? Dentist stops: what? Me: do you have a boyfriend?
@Sean_Burgundy_: I hate it when you tell someone that you'll always be there for them and then they call you to help move