@Steelers1972: "My phone's about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call ....
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@wickedimproper: I'm so old I thought "stfu" was a reminder to pack my "shoes, tie, fedora, underpants."
@TwinSurvivalist: There is far less use of the pogo stick as a mode of transportation than I imagined when I was 10.
@HatfieldAnne: “What Would Princess Diana Look Like If She Was Alive Today?” I clicked on this. Older.