@Steelers1972: "My phone's about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call ....
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@UncleDuke1969: "Can I get you to-" YES! "Great! Here it-" I'LL DO IT! "Don't you want to-" MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO... - Adam Sandler being handed a script