@Cherry_Row: "My phone's about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call.
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@ScobeyWanKenobi: The best part about being thirty is that I'm finally old enough to play a high schooler in movies.
@daemonic3: Joined our neighborhood watch program. There's 30 of us though so I only get to wear it like 1 day a month. :(
@daemonic3: Pizza Hut: May I take your order? Me: Can you make a large pizza vegetarian? Pizza Hut: Yes, but don't ever call me vegetarian again.