@Cherry_Row: "My phone's about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call.
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@robin_991: 6yo: I wish I was a bird so I could poop on peoples heads. 7yo: why do you need to be a bird? my 7yo is ready for twitter.
@DrawingShadows: I am going to make millions when I finally finish developing this iPhone app that tells you when the traffic light turns green.
@JoeP187: So when people say they religiously do something. Does that mean they do it really hypocritically and fairy tale like?