@Spaziotwat: My "Pi" tattoo is taking longer than I thought
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@Contwixt: That awkward moment when you realize your wife's funeral is turning into a sausage-fest.
@simoncholland: Daughter just wandered in after being put to bed and I hid the ice cream I was eating like it was a joint.
@chinchillasaur: [graduation speech] all of our parents had sex during the same year and i think that's really great
@benicus_rex: Why is millennial humor so weird, why can't they do normal humor like about a coyote trying to use a rocket launcher to kill a bird