@GuyThe_Guy: My pistol only holds 9 bullets, so when I lose my shit I only get to kill 9 people or one cat.
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@Marlebean: Hubby took the kids downstairs and is letting me sleep in! I'm so excit..never mind, I hear crying already. I think it's my husband.
@shegotagronk: If you're ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she's not hot enough to be that crazy.
@Bagyants: I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are "so true" for a while.
@Parkerlawyer: Hubs, "What are we doing tonight?" Me, "As long as I'm with you I'm happy." ~Watches him watch ESPN on his phone~ Me, "I want a divorce."