@GuyThe_Guy: My pistol only holds 9 bullets, so when I lose my shit I only get to kill 9 people or one cat.
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@iGreenMonk: Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
@ScottLinnen: Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong.
@SashaSavoy: And then whiskey said "tweet that, it's hilarious". But whiskey was wrong. So very wrong.
@BBQJones28: Shout out to the dude who's followed and unfollowed approximately 25632 times this week.