@kevnasto: My pizza store delivers weed as well. Lol just kidding. He doesn't sell pizza.
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@roxaroodw: Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall.
@ArfMeasures: *burst into doctor's office* ME: I'm no longer canstopetid DOCTOR: You mean constipated ME: No I've had a vowel movement DOCTOR: Get out
@david8hughes: When I see a guy sleeping on an unfolded cardboard box, I never know if he's homeless or just tired from breakdancing.