@BooFricketyHoo: My plan to disappoint everyone I've ever known is exceeding my expectations.
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@noog: "911 what's ur emergency" This guy's not breathing "Did u send him ur vibes?" Yes I been sending em "I'm sending some too" Okay he good now
@goldengateblond: "We had unprotected sex. Give us a present." -- the subtext of every baby shower