@schumoo: My plans for world domination will have to be put on hold while I try to open this package of batteries.
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@AtypicalMama: H:"Where'd you get those shoes?" Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw?" H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
@realHamOnWry: The human brain starts working the moment you're born and never stops until your wife asks where you were last night.
@AimeeHelene1: To the person that put "SMILE" as their name on the printer... I will not!! In fact, I will hunt you down and force you to watch me frown.