@schumoo: My plans for world domination will have to be put on hold while I try to open this package of batteries.
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@hellohappy_time: 3rd base is actually watching a horror movie then looking up theories about the ending on message boards together
@Gooooats: Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Also, this is America so they all have guns.
@jonnysun: job interview tip: show up wearig the exact same thing as ur interveiwer, whispre "dress for the job u want, right?" then just stare at them