@Muath_tu: My plans must be so fat they never work out.
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@rzarosco: Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
@dixinormus10: I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife.
@vineyille: "I saw mommy kissing santa claus" has the same number of syllables as "I saw someone die at Disney World." Life's funny like that.