@Muath_tu: My plans must be so fat they never work out.
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@murrman5: [walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium] wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent
@radtoria: Hello. I am Public Restroom. Would you like some toilet paper that melts in the palm of your hand? Here, have some empty soap, my child.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: "At least Donald Trump says what he thinks." Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place.