@Hobo_Splendido: My position on marijuana is slumped in a beanbag chair.
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@Stellacopter: If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
@TheTweetOfGod: NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate.
@jonnysun: its always terifying when im alone in my apartment and i hear a small child's voice say "hello" becuase i dread making smalltalk