@Hobo_Splendido: My position on marijuana is slumped in a beanbag chair.
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@Audenary: DAD: Think an earthquake's coming. MOM: Check Rocky; dogs always know. DOG *analysing seismic data*: I anticipate magnitudes of 6 or more.
@Sulky_Girl: My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office.
@Jesssicle: Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes.