@mojo_bones_: My pot never calls the kettle 'black' because I don't buy talking marijuana
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@carlyken: [lawyer whispers to plaintiff] two can play this game "Your honor. Upsexy." Judge: what's upsexy? "that's harassment. move to change venues"
@tigersgoroooar: I bet there are at least a few seconds when a tiger is chasing you where you look back and are like, "awwww..."
@NymphoFor: Little do you know that in my head I've already married you, divorced you, and hidden your body.