@ForcedHands: My problem is, I'm about 30% stud, and 70% muffin.
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@SexyInsomniac: I just ran into my friend Sue. She introduced me to her second husband. I said "I wouldn't have picked him first either."
@Jay16282: The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
@chris_isloi: So apparently "You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!" isn't of much use when dealing with armed cops.