@ForcedHands: My problem is, I'm about 30% stud, and 70% muffin.
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@kelkulus: The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples.
@imchriskelly: I have complicated opinions on the death penalty. I think it’s wrong but I also think that owners of cash-only establishments should get it.
@juliussharpe: People with Bluetooth headsets always look like the least important people you could possibly call.
@JosesLovesYou: For my new tattoo, I'm totally getting a chest piece of a chess piece, cause its fun to be a pun.