@WritePlay: My proctologist gave me two thumbs up. Which I did not appreciate.
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@revenge_tanukis: It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am.
@hell_homer: words are just a big scam. they all just mean other words. so you keep on using even more and more words. that's how they get you.
@pecan_pie_1: When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty