@Vodkantots: My psychologist and psychiatrist don't agree on my diagnosis so yes, I get what it's like to have people fighting over me.
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@13spencer: I just got cut off by a bald man in a BMW, so I pulled up next to him, rolled down my window, and laughed at him.
@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 2008. The entire staff of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary was fired. Now damned if I know if it's moustache or mustache.