@LBelle1: My purse is deeper than some people.
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@sploosk: If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year
@BlindVigil: Q: "How long were you at your last job?" A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"
@mattwhitlockPM: dear apps that shut off my music when i open them: just how important do you think you are