@LBelle1: My purse is deeper than some people.
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@Jake_Vig: ALIEN: You Earthlings have many technological advances. How do you predict the weather? ME: We pull a rodent out of a box.
@doktorj: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."
@TheFearBoners: I have to put reminders in my phone for everything or I'll forget it. Like 'pick up milk,' 'go to bank,' 'you don't hate minorities.'