@birbigs: My rap name is "NO PLANZ."
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@AGStr8upNinja: Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that's not your Ferrari?
@JasonLastname: 1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos
@vikkaroni: When I say ditto after someone tells me they love me, it doesn't mean I love them. It means I love me too.